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Well, goodnight! Apu, you got any Skittle Brau? Never mind, just give me some Duff and a pack of Skittles.

You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel. Mmmmmm – 52 slices of American cheese. Hey, I asked for ketchup – I’m eatin’ salad here!

When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, you know like that movie “Spaceballs”. But instead it was dark and disturbing, like that movie “Police Academy”.

I think Mr.

Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around! Marge, it takes two to lie.

One to lie, and one to listen. Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand! I’m trying to fix your mother’s camera.

Easy, easy – Hmmm. I think I need a bigger drill.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try’. Oh, everything’s too damned expensive these days.

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